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Q&A: More cell phone fun have you heard these? LOL?
Question by Camille: More cell phone fun have you heard these? LOL?
A Talkative Public Bathroom
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall…
- “Hi there, how is it going?”
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to say so finally I say:
- “Not bad…”
Then the voice says:
- “So, what are you doing?”
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- “Well, I’m going back to Colorado…”
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- “Look I’ll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
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Blondes First Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband:
“Hi honey”, he says “how do you like your new phone?”
And she replies:
“I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there’s one thing I don’t understand though”.
“What’s that, baby?,” asks the husband.
“How did you know I was at Wal Mart?”
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Wrong Number
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, It’s me.”
“Sugar!”
“Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I’m at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $ 1,500.”
“Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”
“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $ 60,000!”
“Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! Before we hang up, something else…”
“What?”
“It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $ 450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $ 420,000, OK?”
“Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye.”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and asks aloud, “Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?”
Best answer:
Answer by ☂Dance in the Rain☂
Hahaha! I love the first and last one…but can someone explain the second one to me???
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!